b@nimbin:~$ printf -f "%some minors"
syslog:

kdug kernel: [SAT.@tnoon] Never, go that way. That's why! C ya?
kdug kernel: [SAT.@t1400] Never ever, and don't try corruption.
kdug kernel: [SAT.@hours] Others don't worry, sort of hers the,
kdug kernel: [SAT.@four@] victims don't either. Fed up, stucked
kdug kernel: [SAT.@the**] mighty. "recover" no that way, no no!
kdug kernel: [SAT.evning] Police only word of strengthen, ties.
kdug kernel: [SUN.mornng] There's no business, in show-business
kdug kernel: [SUN.while-] with gangster's, rapping, attitudes -
kdug kernel: [SUN.bbclis] Here we love crime & you have to live
kdug kernel: [SUN.tening] it. "Ah, so did u do it both with the
kdug kernel: [SUN.bedbrk] intention to do harm around?" We knew
kdug kernel: [SUN.fast--] it all, it was for reason done! "Jump
kdug kernel: [SUN.------] like my ass thinks, or 'll gonna ruin
kdug kernel: [SUN.------] you!" - bad theatre, crime play, &son