Extra time - Reply catched. The gang of grandpas continues dismantling the idea of football. FIFA's onetime future outgoing president "Seppel" Blatter released informations about new rules, although demonstrating why he - maybe - really is in a constitution advising for retirement (i mean, if he really can't do better, it would be an opportunity). However by now, he wants a shot out, one way or other.

Der Schocker:

Wenn es nach 90 Minuten keinen Sieger gibt, geht es gleich zum Penaltyschiessen.

Buuuh!!! And three points for being the more lucky ones? Bullshit!! We love those extra-times. Remember semi finals france 'gainst germany, 1982, in spain! - hell ya was that a match up. One each after 90 minutes, 3:1 for the gauls after a one hundred and five, as far as remembered 3 both 15 more later on down road for final. Having had another 2 by 15 would have left it as a match of centuries. The later the penalty shotout the more spirit spreading all the time.

Next shit:

Auch das Golden Goal, das es bis 2002 gab, könnte man wieder einführen.

Come on, please! No more ideas of the kind "big crap" around? We had cleared that, there's nothing more boring than extra-time with golden goal condition; close to modern formula one qualifying. When the game's over it's over and nothing exciting anymore! Be so kind do tell the yahus too. Means, in case we would have needed more provings of the oldmen-saga, here we are. They become older and older and obviously everything shall depend on when them need to go to bed. Send them off for residential, young people keep on rocking all night long once the rumble started. Did they even here those noise making horns at Cape of Good Hope? - hardly for sure.

«Die Mannschaften starten in die Vorrunde, und in erster Linie wollen sie nicht verlieren - und dann gibt es ein langweiliges Spiel.».

That one's easy, throw out latino teams of any tournament and watch the others playing quickie. But ok, let's be sportsmen and reserve them one ticket, that's fair enough. And what about the following: drawn matches of zero zero end up with zero points both, a win remains 3 points, any other draw above zero goals 1 point as usual and add something funny for one extra point. Americans had an interesting idea and made some kind of shot out starting with the ball from the 18 meters section, something like that, funny how they can be useful if they want. Or how about letting two field players duel up, once the defender touched the ball: bad luck on offense! Another example, put the ball like for kick-off, two players positioned on their own goal line, *tweet*, let em run and whoever gets into charge of the ball first for hunting faster has better opportunitys when storming over his opponent, and let him look like a lame fifa-official groupie, kept alive artificially, he he! In case the ball gets kicked out of the field, next pair. Fouls like usual, freekicks included.

Hm?

«Das spontane Spiel würde gestoppt, der Schiedsrichter schaut sich den Film an . . . und wie viele Kameras würde man benötigen? Das gilt ganz besonders fürs Abseits. Das ist so kompliziert, damit muss man eben leben.».

Spontaneous playing, hell ya! Brain teaser, isn't it? Ever thought about interruptions, for fouls, which never were, aren't that much better? Or is fifa too poor for buying cameras? Overall most interesting fact on video application for football matters are trials against players when referees forgot phonecalls from the audience. Reminders exist, how it happened, one or the other time, how them were blocked for few matches, without any referee decision who did not watch the scenes, but here TV sequels were completely fine with courts. In case of disadvantage for the professionals, e.g. cases of non-given penaltys, it's called 'decision by fact', otherwise justice. Courts in pro-football organizations work different than real ones, well known around. Laws not existing at the point in time in question can be installed retroactive, in amateur manner. Has happened in case of cologne's Frank Ordenewitz years ago, will never forget; the club became dismantled of it's opportunity to become national cup-holder, all with a rule rewritten towards transvestites needs, which allowed him to participate national cupfinal against Werder Bremen in any other wise. Therefore, better don't talk about the kind of movies fans have to watch once in a while.

With respect to offside it's exactly the point of doubts and where it makes the difference, if it was a goal or not. Got it, now??? Unbelievable how slow old mens brains seem to work. The undeads of today, no more youth included!

Klartext:

«Wir überlegen, Unentschieden in der Vorrunde abzuschaffen und die Verlängerung auch».

Wie wäre es damit die FIFA abzuschaffen? Let's talk about new foundation of a world association, honestly! Terminate the gang as it's obviously the best option to save this wonderful sports called football. Not to mention the lame duck gimmick they provide nowadays.

We have time for some issues to be hammered. Usually swiss people know doing business, not all of them are necessarily banking criminals, so let's imagine there could be reason for hope. As far as the problem of balldancing competition, whoever likes it, ok! Just keep them were it belongs (women's nights) and enrich with music like waltzers or similar nasty ear pollutions. Brasil must be ripped off the 2002 and 1994 titles as both were won in an irregular manner. It's proven since we are knowing anyway and then remind the Jules-Rimet-Cup story, if the cup gets to Brasil it will be stolen. Germans became double crossed and were victims of criminal attitudes, as well Italy - beyond their org-crime-captured government. By the booby, Romario came out of his hole since recent, Jesus did he age! Right now it's pretty clear, none of them was a professional, ever! He became so much older that it's hard to not assume he didn't pass the seniorship border already while still profiling, not to talk of the drugs in application that could have helped and which the whole region is famous for. Possible he plans being pope soon, although unlikely. Next watching of the kind: eurocopa 2012 in the Ucraine, holadrio! Brasil 2014 will be skipped in case them participate. Be sure 'bout.

Fine fine, first half over; four zero. Surrender by age reasoned? Übrigens beiwegs, Abseits: die Regel ist so einfach, dass kann man sogar Computern beibringen und die sind unbestechlich.

Es bürgt der Programmierer.