Dear Yanquees,

thanks to the Lord we had long before the occupation old culture sealed, and overthrown the stoneage since having crossed the injuries. Although the old continents are aware the bastards around surviving the very, with Yours they bombed us back behind Neandertal. We don't blame You folks in particular, however do we wonder about Your war on god for trust share. In general - to have something to blame for sure - we do such on, and are against, every american constitution on earth. Rifles for everybody undermine the principles of almighty MacDonald's restaurants for ending the universe, simply because any victim fallen ain't gonna be able to eat burgers anymore; not before reborn back in school age. That'll leave the american dream end up road mapped, with no more dishes licking up a million.

American fellows of the smart kind: Think tanks about, please! Counting arms and bullets does not vote party. Just having the most can't earn a law suit fit for demo. Neither Afghanistan, their german allies, nor any other eastern nation wants to become a freefall gun state. Casting material for action is allowed if heavy metal gives soundtracks of a string tuned distortion and played in patience, and no way other. We don't send over our Drones in contrast. Or should we, one time only!?

Under plants acknowledged, were many of us in trance to hear over the ocean, about reactivation of US-army programs on broad marijuana application. Keep the mission! This is once a good thing again to extract, since prohibition years o thirty. If things turn better by that, we were able to appreciate and help improving US friends skills with operating systems, how a state build stable in conjunction. Shipped with brief extra guides towards a real one. Regarded kindly, we could enrich order, gratefully asking for stylish car buy. The good old Studebakers look and feel, just taken the example, remind us again to drive up forrests, reinventing wheels to keep environment clean. Could you maybe just reconstruct some of those oldtimers, using energy supplyment manufactured by german engineers, better suited to live within the world we're in, hence cutting the need for bombs to fuel. All of a sudden You'll see the sunrise of a nation working union.

Could be, 'cause please: Don't pollute the M-crops transgenetic, nor waste such oil on sunday's family drive-out.

Secure lock ups,

Embassy of Good Old Europe

post surrender: send us reports on your future experiences with democracy or running mates, as we are looking forward to hearing of and alarmed sincerely, call up awake came time along You had one.

Source/Quelle: International Herald Tribune, June 22nd and 23rd 2013.